HIGH-SPEED TRAIN OF THE UNDER GROUNDS

The train conductor is always the same they say. and you just push a button and stand back behind the yellow line. the man who runs the train is always the same guy at the same age. and he runs every train in the D.U.M.B.s in the U.S.A. other train conductors exists in other counties globally. you must have a special ticket (the ticket is red green or blue) to travel internationally and it MUST BE VERIFIED. any ways when the train arrives you go to the front of the train and a ticket man who is also always the same. he is a dark haired individual with dark eyes. his hair is always cut short except for holidays when he arrives from his snowy locations up north and has a beard and long hair for the winter months. he is very agitated and angry most days they report as of the lack of human compassion his passengers have for him and other passengers on board. The time train leaves once every hour on the hour and you best be in line when he comes cus he doesn't wait for stragglers. yes. now this train is no ordinary train. nope. it not only goes at speed of light an beyond.. no kidding. its a time traveling device that exceeded it expectations when it was built. if anything is in the tunnels, and is in the way, it will soon be a pile of hash. because that train is so fast it will burst things open when it hits stuff. when it enters its worm hole state the train elongates. none of the passengers are allowed to move during the duration of the ride. coast to coast is only minutes. other trips only seconds from end to end. but you must stay seated after arrival because you have to vibrate down. that may take a little longer then the train ride. "its the most exciting experience!" Stewy said. Stewy is a cute hybrid boy and he never gets any older then he is now. he says he want to grow up like other boys but his father likes him as a child he so cute. he is one of the conductors favorite friends. often times .Micheal is the conductor when Micheal hijacks the time worm hole train.Only the directors of the deep under ground military base and the men who are not slaves there are allowed to call the train. Some special circumstances may apply. like war zones ,take overs, and Nazi hit men, may apply. all train conductors must dress accordingly with blue hat shit and trousers. even Micheal has to change clothes when he hijacks the train. what a bunch of fuck ups. all passengers must sit in the chair that they are directed to. or else. peoples faces have been known to melt off in that thing.the chairs are packed with Styrofoam for a special added lift.a no vacancy sign will be posted on the train wen it pass u by just to let u know why it is it didn't stop this time. prolly has some special politicians in it or something. no special clothing needed. most train rider vomit on the first ride . and many times after wards. extreme motion sickness can occur. portable train compartments may be aloud to slow the motion sickness. new added features are designed by the frequent passengers that enjoy the free train rides. all the rides are always free paid for by uncle Sam. the train is an electromagnetic lift train as everybody knows and has heard from other underground leaks. the first train ride were a disaster. refining came later during the Reagan Administration. because his clone liked to ride the train and he expected a greater speed and agility of the train to wormhole it then the older version had. Tesla was the first inventor of the electronic time loop. its a Tesla coil at each end. you know the basic one like with copper wires except you lay it on its side. thees reside at both ends of the train destinations along with some other hi tech shit. and its been in place since the time of the first known trains near the turn of the century 1800's -1900's. with various modifications. the wiring compartment is encased in the tube the train rides in inside the tunnel. the tube is interchangeable. it takes many machines to move the tube from starting tracks to starting track. sometimes they have to share the jump time tube. its actually changes the length and size of the train some times. OMG! Nancy says she had sex on the train with her friends while in transport and they blew apart into tiny pieces cus they didn't stay in the seats provided for them. and they called another counterpart of Nancy clones to come clean it up at the end of the train ride. in new jersey. and she said it took like 5 hours to clean it thoroughly. She didn't get to eat that day then she had to go back and change it in the past as if it never happened . so she could learn her lesson for it cus Nancy always gets in trouble. she say "'i do what i want". no kidding. Stewy says his teddy bear disappeared in there too!

MKC-AKA-MILLIONAH JEHOVAHVICH-REPORTING FOR THE HYBRID HUMAN/GREY SLAVE RACE D.U.M.B.S-VILLE USA

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